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Onion: Nameless Hurricane, Duck Tape Prep

By Jesse Ferrell, AccuWeather meteorologist and senior weather editor

Published Sep 15, 2007 10:00 PM EDT | Updated Sep 16, 2007 1:28 AM EDT

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The Onion, a fake but humorous newspaper, had two recent amusing stories about hurricanes:

KIDS: Check with your parents before visiting the Onion website.

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