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If Caesar Were a Climatologist...

By Jesse Ferrell, AccuWeather meteorologist

Published Jun 25, 2006 6:58 PM EDT | Updated Jun 26, 2006 6:34 PM EDT

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AccuWeather.com Professional's Joe Bastardi has written a very unique piece last week, published today, that I just couldn't let sit behind the subscription wall. So here it is, in it's glory. THIS, my friends... is classic J.B.

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT...




Many scientists believe parallel universes exist to ours. One such one may have existed around the time of Rome, and time when the climate was warmer than today, and Romans were concerned about Caesar's stubbornness in dealing with the issue of Global Warming. Here is an exclusive... Marc Antony's speech in Act 3 Scene 2 of Julius Caesar. In this world, Caesar was a Climatologist and was apparently at odds with the Climate Models. The text deletes the responses of the crowd and deals with Antony's words only.

Friends, Romans, Citizens of the World, lend me your laptops.
For I come to bury the notion of cyclical warming, not to praise it
The evil of Global Warming lives well after it goes,
The good of adaption to cycles is never brought up.
So let it be with the ideas of Caesar. The noble Climate Models
hath told you that Rome is causing warming
If it is so, tis a grievous fault
A grievously are those believing different paying for it...

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